... that you will never show my future girlfriends the photos of me in those silly orange pants you made. What?! You posted them on the internet?!
Ah, the things we do to torture our children.
These warm pajama-like pants came from sleeves of a sweater of mine that I outgrew long, long ago. I couldn't even fit into that sweater before I got pregnant, so I'm pretty sure I'll never fit into that sweater again!